Saturday, June 27, 2009

NASA Planning to Blow Up the Moon!



NASA is apparently planning to fire Centaur missiles at the moon.

http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=nasas-mission-to-bomb-the-moon-2009-06


I guess they didn't watch the last movie version of H.G. Wells' "The Time Machine."
That's how the world-as-we-know-it ends: Blowing up the moon.

Here's another fun fact: They are claiming that this act is part of possible future plans to colonize the moon. That's why they were detonating explosives in the movie.

Perhaps they are preparing for democracy on the moon: The government's current democracy procedures seem to require bombing the hell out of places first.

I wonder which post-apocalyptic scenario this will lead to: "Barstow" and "Waterworld" seem likely, but "Space, 1999" may also be an option.

I've disliked NASA ever since they brought AIDS back from outer space, but they're growing on me.

1 comment:

  1. >They are claiming that this act is part of possible future plans to colonize the moon.<

    I think NASA's realized that they are no longer much good at space travel, and are laying the groundwork for a "dog-ate-my-homework" excuse: "Well, we were all ready to back to the Moon, but it just isn't there anymore. Our bad."

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