The Apocalypse, Finally

I mentioned in a past blog entry that I’m anxiously awaiting the post-apocalyptic world that I was promised as a teenager. I’ve been getting more and more discouraged about it happening in my lifetime.
Today writer and radio host extraordinaire Kenneth Stevens sent me a link to this article:

http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=32152

Huzzah, I say! The government has been working hard all this time to create the future world that I so long for. Apparently, it’s only a matter of time before the U.S. completely collapses into a collection of warring states, much like the former Soviet Union.



I hereby apologize to the government administrations that I have doubted.