Tuesday, June 16, 2009

I'm Cheating on my Wife...

Every fourth weekend, I leave town. my wife thinks I'm in the Army Reserves. Actually, I'm driving to Watauga Lake and working on my raft.

Basically, I can foresee three basic post-apocalyptic worlds:

1) A hellish, post-nuclear holocaust world somewhat like Barstow

2) Escaping to outer space and searching for a new homeworld


3) Waterworld.

I'm really doing this for my wife. I don't think she'd survive the first two options.


  1. You forgot #4: the zombie apocalypse. But if Teller (of Penn and Teller) is right, at least you won't have to be lonely.

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