I would like to apologize to Adsense.
These are the folks who are responsible for putting ads on my blog. I make revenue based on people's interest in the ads on my page, and if people click on enough ads, I may be able to afford to rent the new Star Trek movie.
Apparently, my selection of themes has been giving them trouble. So far, I have seen ads for hair removal, credit repair services, and Obama political websites.
No ads for armored dune buggy parts, nor any for survival rations or rafting supplies. These would be obvious choices, considering what's coming.
The doctors say I'm a classic paranoid, but can we trust them? They want me to take personality-altering drugs. Hey, I like me.
Here are a few ad-theme ideas for Adsense:
Paladin Press.
Books on home dentistry.
Raft-building supplies.
Also, a note to Google: Please stop removing my "Build-It-Yourself" blog entries. Flamethrowers will be a necessary addition to cars in a few years.
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Capitalists Hate Capitalism
1 week ago
>Flamethrowers will be a necessary addition to cars in a few years.<
ReplyDeleteI'm afraid you're badly behind the curve on this one.
"The future," William Gibson tells us, "is already here--it's just not evenly distributed."